FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i hate the seahawks, jaguars, and raiders.

Excuse me, we were discussing a sport that matters.

You take your discussions about "sports" wear one guy puts his hands between another guys legs elswhere.

everybody on this board is a whining, fucking fascist!

"don't talk aports in our important threads about not likind A:pod"
"don't talk about football on the sports threads"
"keep your dick out of my ashtray"

bitch, bitch, bitch!

A. Posting about sports in a compeletely unrelated thread is reffered to as "thread hijacking." This thread was created to give us a place to talk about sports without hijacking another thread, and to kill the A:pod thread.

B. Your the one whose whining! We were having a baseball discussion and you come in with a giant all caps "Football." Technically yelling, but still whinning. Then you proceed to whine about 3 teams you dislike, and follow it up with a whining thread calling us fascist cause we don't want to talk about football.

C. Next time you call me a fascist I will piss in your beer while you're in the bathroom!!!!

D. I seem to remember the football thread you started some time ago generated a whopping 3 post (2 by you).

E. If you really want to put you dick in a ashtray then that's your perogative. I wouldn't recommend it though.

F. It's called a joke, get a fucking sense of humor.

G. SHUT THE FUCK UP, AND GET ME A BEER BITCH!

holy shit there cowboy, mellow out. or read your own post. apparently the fascists stole your sense of humour too.

also, does all this talk about fascism and hijacking mean we hijacked our own sports thread?

p.s. sorry the niners couldn't even handle the fins. congrats on the first overall draft choice.

Ugh you're such an ass. I said we, as in the only stadiums we've been to together. I'm going on this trip with Kyle instead of you!

No, my post is wrought with sacrcasm and humor. Come on I even snuck in a reference to "While you were in the bathroom..."

The Niners would have been stupid to win that game. It's pretty obvious they need the #1 draft pick. If I was the coach I wouldn't start anyone but 3rd stringer all year.

SHIT!!!! now you have me talking football.

Glen how come you and I are the only people on this message board who don't take it seriously? Oh and Ryan Malmstorm, since he posts things like "baseball baseball baseball" to annoy B & J.

I mean, thread-hijacking? It's not like we're on a real message board like siouxsports.com (I post as Runninwiththedogs) or something. It's just a bunch of friends staring at their computers instead of spending time with each other, which is good, because you fuckers are ugly.

I mean, I tell someone to fucking shut the fuck up and I'm censored? Bah!

Kick Ass! The Giants finally have an actual closer. Armando Benitez Signed a 3 yr deal. In unrelated news, I hear Dustin Hermanson applied at his local Wal-mart for a job.

Wow! Nice signing! Good to see Benitez out of the NL East too. He was stellar last year, so hopefully he'll put up the same numbers for the Giants next year.

Sailor- anyone is given that right to tell me to shut the fuck up too. I invite them! But, you are right. I just do it to annoy Brain.

How about that Kendall trade? It'll be interesting to see what he does for the A's. Rhodes will be out of Pittsburg before he gets there and i tend to believe Redman will be better in the NL. Word is that one of the Big 3 will be traded out of Oakland, but i just doubt that happens before the trade deadline. Beane does make some good trades, but i think he'd be foolish to trade one of those guys. Who knows what is up with Zito, but i guess he'd be the one to go first. There was even talk that the Braves were offering Marcus Giles for Mark Mulder, and Beane was considering it. I think Mulder is signed for another 2 years, so i would do that trade in a heartbeat. The Braves sorely need a pitcher who is worth a damn.

Also, back to SF....i think you'll see Merkin Valdez in the rotation. The guy has electric stuff and i am just sad that he was part of the Ortiz trade.

IN UNRELATED NEWS BARRY BONDS ADMITTED TO USING STEROIDS!

Oh baby is my life better now. I knew it all along though! Vindication!!!!!

God what a dick. Yeah right it was unknowingly. Oh Barry, no one believes you were a pawn in the chess game of personal trainers. Except for AJ, but he'd blinded with grief on this whole thing.

Well, I see someone just learned how to make text bigger, and is overusing it.

Eh, I could care less, I don't believe there's anyone in the last 10-15 years who's hit 40+ homeruns who hasn't used steroids. It's as much a part of the game as the giant wad of chew. Disgusting, but still part of the game.

Yeah the Kendall trade is big, but I believe the Pirates are still going to suck. They just seem to have the key to failure no matter what the do. Hudson's pretty much gone. He set a give me an extension before the season or I'm gone after the season ultimatium. I do believe I see a trade in his future.

I think Merkin will be a part of the Giants rotation, but probably not till next year. Thank you Mr. Schuerholz for not only taking a wishy-washy pitcher off of our hands, but also giving us a fine young prospect in the deal. What an unfortunate first name also... Merkin.

Check this out it a funnly look at the Asterik possibilies regarding the single season home run record

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story...oenfield/041207

Some of my favorite ones:

Cecil Fielder, 51, 1990: No designated hitters allowed. Stricken! (Amen!!!)

Sammy Sosa, 66, 1998: Received grooved pitches from Jose Lima.

Luis Gonzalez, 57 2001: Was there something in that chewing gum? Has never hit more than 31 home runs in any other season. Definitely suspicious. Stricken!

or, worst of all, Coors Field.

It puts the Killer at the top of the HR list though, and I love him!