No i'm not talking about some stupid whore with an eating disorder (And who Congress raped the consitution again for) who should have been allowed to die 15 years ago or the antichrist (aka The Pope). No someone much more important and wiser than either of them.... Mitch Hedberg.

For some reason the so called "news" has decided his passing wasn't worth mentioning ('cept for the pioneer press and strib who stole the story from the pioneer press).

Rest In Peace Mitch

"I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long."

"A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer. "

"You know they call corn-on-the-cob, "corn-on-the-cob", but that's how it comes out of the ground. They should just call it corn, and every other type of corn, corn-off-the-cob. It's not like if someone cut off my arm they would call it "Mitch", and then re-attached it, and call it "Mitch-all-together""

The ulitimate words of wisdom

"My apartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light, a bunch of koala bears scatter, but I don't want them too. I'm like, "Hey... Hold on fellows... Let me hold one of you, and feed you a leaf." Koala bears are so cute, why do they have to be so far away from me. We need to ship a few over, so I can hold one, and pat it on its head. "

You know that would have been nice if you had just made it about Mitch rather than bringing politics into it...
It's not like it was a big conspiracy, ya know. Most people say "who?" when I mention Mitch. It's not like George Carlin died or something.

What, Glen isn't posting? He probably can't find his computer yet.

I'm still waiting on real articles about Cozy Powell and Eazy-E's deaths!

I only posted it that way in an ill-fated attemp to preform CPR on this board. However, I see the sports thread is alive and breathing again.

Since you were ranting on the pope anyway, I just thought I'd throw this in the ring...............What the fuck is with the cathaholic church putting a fucking nazi in the position of pope? And the anti-defmation league is fine with this?! Man, I must have went to bed the other night and woke up in the fucking twilight zone or something. Dont get me wrong, I'm not a cathaholic, and I could fucking care less if they put Fahrakahn or Jimmy Buffet in the pope's shoes, I'm just saying that it really dosent say much for their appology to the Jews for handling all the nazi transactions durring WWII. "Oh yeah, we're sorry and all *snicker*"

i believe i will quote a comment form another board.

john ratzinger is elected the new pope? i didn't even know cliff claven was catholic!

LOL! Nice, Brian!

That's great, Brian. I'm going to have to use that one.

Getting back to the "Nazi-Pope" thing. Now, I'm not a fan of the Roman-Catholic church at all, but there is NO way they'd be stupid enough to elect a "nazi" or even a former "nazi" pope. Stupid enough to call birth control a sin, yes. Stupid enought to get the negative PR of electing a "nazi" Pope, no way in hell.