Man, what's the deal with this? I love the boys in Teratism, love the music - especially of late, but this? Kinda silly to announce as a TOUR when this is clearly a feeler to get bookings done, and nothing more. Ain't a tour till it's booked, yo. Anyway, just found it silly and thought I'd share.

13 dates, 1 actual venue confirmed.



HELLSTORMS OF UNHOLY LEGIONS 2005

w/ Blood Storm, Kult ov Azazel, Teratism & Horn of Valere



Date City, State Venue Support

August 13 Boston, MA @TBA w/ TBA (possibly Cold Northern Vengeance - unconfirmed)

August 14 NYC, NY @TBA w/ TBA (possibly CNV or Malkuth - unconfirmed)

August 15 Philadelphia, PA @TBA w/ TBA

August 16 Baltimore, MD @TBA w/ TBA

August 17 OFF

August 18 Springfield, VA @TBA w/ TBA

August 19 Charleston, WV @TBA w/ TBA

August 20 Charlotte, NC @TBA w/ TBA (possibly Tenebrous)

August 21 Spartanburg, SC @TBA w/ TBA (possibly Tenebrous)

August 22 Atlanta, GA @TBA w/ Tenebrous

August 23 OFF

August 24 Jacksonville, FL @TBA w/ Tenebrous

August 25 Tampa, FL @TBA w/ Tenebrous

August 26 Orlando, FL @TBA w/ Tenebrous

August 27 Fort Lauderdale, FL @Culture Room w/ Tenebrous


INTERESTED SUPPORT BANDS AND PROMOTERS CONTACT: K6U6L6T@HOTMAIL.COM

Silly indeed, but one has to wonder who put the schedule out there, since Bloodstorm is headlining. It gives me reason to believe that it was anyone BUT the Teratism camp that released the schedule.

It was Teratism's account on myspace that did it!

I meant the brains behind who ACTUALLY wrote the schedule and had all the bands post it. I dunno...

Duh, there's a chain of clubs called TBA! All the dates are booked!

D'oh! That's right. The TBA venue is tied in with the platinum selling and most ubiquitous TBA the band.

I'm suddenly reminded of Spaceballs: The Movie, and Spaceballs: The Toilet Paper, etc.

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date and venue subject to change.

Lance, TBA is a whole FRANCHISE now.

Perhaps aj can clear this up for me:

Wouldnt sending out announcements about the tour be contrary to the "No Marketing" philosophy?

Teratism is too grim for marketing.

and too trve and kvlt.